London, UK - A new Harry Potter fan website has appeared on the Web, prompting massive buzz throughout the online community. The website, www.pottermore.com, has yet to reveal its true intent, serving only as a link to a mysterious YouTube video of a countdown to an unknown event to be announced on June 23rd.
Naturally, existing fan sites are rocking with theories concerning what the announcement might be, including the idea that an online multiplayer game may be in the works or that a Harry Potter theme park might be built.
Craig Hart Online has done some research of its own and has come up with a theory. Author J.K. Rowling has certainly done a masterful job of drumming up interest and keeping the news under wraps, but it wasn’t enough to keep the slimy tentacles of our investigative news corps from gathering a few details.
What We Know
- Harry Potter is a young, viral wizard.
- J.K. Rowling is an aging, available cougar-witch.
- J.K. Rowling is female.
- Harry Potter is male.
Given these facts, it should be no secret what the big news will be. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that on June 23rd, Rowling will announce her engagement to Hermione.Follow @craighartonline