Los Angeles, CA - It’s clear that Hugh Hefner has been in mourning ever since his fiancee, Crystal Harris, went AWOL just days before the wedding. In fact, the founder of the Playboy empire waited an entire week before scoring another blonde bombshell and moving her into his room. Anna Sophia Berglund, Miss January 2011, is the “lucky” girl.
“Historically, Hef has been able to squash heartbreak within a couple of days, but he had a hard time with this one,” publicist Jay Sanders said in an interview with CHO reporters. “You can tell how much he cared about Miss Harris by how long he waited to replace her.”
For Hef’s part, the only thing he would say was, “The best way to get over a woman…” The magazine giant refused to finish the thought, leaving his fan base to guess the ending.
The best way to get over a woman is to…
- Ruin her reputation.
- Feed her to the sharks.
- Cut her off without a penny and use the extra money to buy a new one.
- Finally admit that you’re gay.
After much deliberation and research, we are fairly certain we know the ending to Hef’s sage advice. As such, we have sent several emails to Miss Harris, advising her not to get on any type of water craft with Hefner. The old guy’s pretty cunning…Follow @craighartonline